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What can I say? Hello out there
in the real world. This is totally
unexpected, I’ve got my speech
written down somewhere.
It’s really an honour to be
recognised and receive this award.
There are so many to thank for
helping me get here.
My Parents for having sex in the first place.
All the sperm that didn’t make it,
I know you wanted to be here tonight.
My Uncle for fucking me when I was four.
No use pretending, you made me what I am today.
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