Bonus post: Asshole Astrology - Week of 17 August 2020
It’s make your mind up time. Are you in or out?
Here is next week’s horoscope for your sign.
It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.
This week it’s make your mind up time.
Do you love these horoscopes enough to want them in your life?
If you do then please sign up for a paid subscription because you’re worth it.
And if you don’t then don’t. I won’t judge you. But it can’t go on without your support.
I may have to roll them into Chapter 23, my newsletter, or scrap them entirely.
But if you subscribe then I will keep these humorous horoscopes separate as a special thing in their own right.
I will shower you with blessings. There will be infinite cookies and cups of tea.
Are you ready? Let’s do this!
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