Hi! Welcome to Chapter 23.
Become evil. Rule the world. Maybe drink tea first and sit down for a bit.
"Don't you just hate how many quotes are incorrectly attributed on the internet?"
— Genghis Khan
I tried to give away 1,000 paid subscriptions to my newsletter for free.
I gave away over 100 but the process is such a pain and fraught with unexpected complications, like accidentally subscribing people you offer it to, that I should probably give up and go home.
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My plans for world domination, or at the very least making a living as a writer, aren’t exactly going to plan.
Had I not left my job to focus on my writing I would now be getting paid to work from home. The end result would have been the same — me sat in my underwear staring at a laptop and questioning my life choices — but at least I’d have money.
In unrelated news I discovered that my financial papers had two moths living ther…
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