Chapter 23: November 2023 — Who Cut the Cheese
Announcing your plans is a good way to hear god laugh.
Hi! Welcome to Chapter 23.
Become evil. Rule the world. Maybe drink tea first and sit down for a bit.
“I would never be part of anything. I would never really belong anywhere, and I knew it, and all my life would be the same, trying to belong, and failing. Always something would go wrong. I am a stranger and I always will be, and after all I didn’t really care.”
― Jean Rhys, Smile Please: An Unfinished Autobiography
Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man — and give some back. Sorry, wrong meeting.
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This month, If You Didn’t Vote Then Shut Your Mouth. Don’t advertise the fact that you’re an idiot.
You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.
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