Musk and Trump Now Kiss
A love affair for the ages
SATIRE
Musk and Trump are no longer friends.
Musk and Trump have an awkward meet-cute.
Musk and Trump get stuck in a lift together.
Musk and Trump are forced to share a tiny apartment.
Musk and Trump argue about who left the toilet seat up.
Musk and Trump pretend to date to make their exes jealous.
Musk and Trump bump into each other and one of them falls over.
Musk and Trump are afraid to confess the way they really feel about each other.
Musk and Trump have a major row but it was just a misunderstanding.
Musk and Trump get makeovers in a heartwarming montage.
Musk and Trump suddenly look hot when they let their hair down and take off their glasses.
Musk and Trump go on a road trip but the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.
Musk and Trump have a threesome with Canada.
Musk and Trump break up but secretly want to get back together.
Musk and Trump were childhood sweethearts and are finally reunited after all these years.
Musk and Trump deny their obvious chemistry when a friend calls them out about it.
Musk and Trump accidentally pick up each other’s phones and have to meet up to return them.
Musk and Trump get caught in the rain and share an umbrella.
Musk and Trump try to bake a cake and end up covered in flour.
Musk and Trump dance together at someone else’s wedding.
Musk and Trump get snowed in at a cosy cabin.
Musk and Trump adopt a puppy.
Musk and Trump find out that one of them is allergic to the other’s cat.
Musk and Trump accidentally wear matching outfits to a big event.
Musk and Trump get drunk and sing karaoke.
Musk and Trump ride off into the sunset on a tandem bicycle.
Musk and Trump get married.
Musk and Trump now kiss.
Musk and Trump decide to see other people.
(Note: This isn’t really about Musk or Trump. It’s a comment on the way the media reports their relationship with breathless enthusiasm. If I wanted to watch a rom-com I could just put on When Harry Met Sally.)