FIRST DRAFT: GET IN MY FUNNEL!

I keep meaning to write a book about content marketing called "Get In My Funnel!" Thank you, I'll be here all week.

I hate writing about marketing almost as much as I hate marketing. So in lieu of that, as a place to start, here's a bunch of stuff I've said on social media about marketing over the years. In no particular order.

Hey, if the cut up technique was good enough for William Burroughs and posting pages from his notebook to the magazine publisher was good enough for Hunter S Thompson then this approach is good though for me.

Ok, ok, if this gets 100 likes or restacks I will make a longer piece out of it. I may even write in complete paragraphs and stuff. But seriously please tell me what you think.

Are you ready to get in my funnel?

A business isn't in the business of providing you with a service. A business is in the business of extracting money from you. The rest is marketing and propaganda. Sorry, wrong meeting.

People get confused when I express my thoughts and opinions. I fin…